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New Doodle for the Crowd Surfer.

In honor of the Full Wolf Moon (the first full moon of 2013) I’m offering this song that I just recorded as a free download. It was written by Shel Silverstein and seems to licensed and tightly controlled by EMI, so they may make me take it down. I don’t like doing covers, but my Dad used to sing this to me, and it was the first song that popped into my head when I came home from a recent trip. I hope you enjoy it, if you’d like. 

A song by Over Mountain Men, written by David Childers who was kind enough to have me sing with him.

Goodbye U.S.A. 

Let the world love you back.  <3

10 Reasons Why I Drink

1. I love to vomit.

2. It makes my children respect me.

3. My wife loves my whiskey breath and beer-bleary eyes.

4. Drunkards and saloon-keepers make the best citizens.

5. It helps me win the safe-driving award.

6. I want to encourage juvenile delinquency.

7. It helps me think more clearly.

8. It’s my way of saving money.

9. I hope to live in a “flophouse” on Skid Row.

10. It’s my way of obeying God, Who says, “Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging; and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.”  -Proverbs 20:1

“This inescapable duty to observe one’s self.” 
-Franz Kafka 

I will walk across the Charles Bridge over the Vltava and think only of you.